Engadget is reporting on some bugs in the new Palm Pre.

What’s that? Bugs in a first generation electronic gadget? I’ve never heard such rot!

Anyway, it appears that the biggest problems include:

1.    Splotchy, distorted screens,
2.    Prefixing every tweet with “@you suck, here’s why:”,
3.    Dead pixels,
4.    Funny smells coming from the microphone,
5.    Problems with non-standard symbols,
6.    The Pre’s bad habit of getting drunk and calling at all hours,
7.    Demonic possessions,
8.    Lack of a decent App Store,
9.    The lack of an Apple symbol on the back,
10.    The strange brown liquid it oozes in your ear sometimes.

Of course, I may have made some of those up. You’ll have to go to the original article and read for yourself to see what’s true.

-J