In a breathtaking move of corporate control, The Politburo Apple executives have forced UPS to stop being so aggressively efficient and just hold the pre-ordered iPhones for a few days so they can arrive on the 19th, as promised.
Because getting them a day or two sooner would ruin the experience?
In a related story, Apple has installed new timeclocks that won’t stamp an employee’s timecard before the exact moment he was scheduled to leave.
Source: http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/06/17/your-iphone-3g-s-is-here-but-you-cant-get-it-until-friday/
