It’s iPhone Day! Fanboys Prance Around Like Little Girls.

June 19th, 2009 by Jeff Leave a reply »
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iphone_homeFrom the great lines of unwashed geeks circling  malls all around the world today, you’d think the latest Star Wars movie (The Revenge of Lifebuoy) was about to open. But in reality, these nerdmobs formed to be among the first to buy the new, faster iPhone 3GS.

Nevermind that in America, AT&T’s network is no faster, the new tethering option is disabled and MMS is DOA. These are Apple Fanboys…a breed unto themselves. They’ll buy any product that has an Apple logo on it (so long as it’s not Apple TV).

Good luck little fanboy. Here’s hoping you get the (AT&T disabled) phone of your dreams. Use it in good health as you search for pictures of Olivia Munn while sitting in your mother’s spare room. After all, it’s Friday night, and that’s “Party Night.”

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