Reports have surfaced that Google is preparing to launch its own operating system known as Chrome OS. Those in the know are whispering that - similar to Bing being an acronym for “Because It’s Not Google” - the wags at Google named their OS “Chrome” as an acronym for “Can Having Reliable OS = Microsoft Execution?”
In a related story, Steve Ballmer has begun eating everything in sight. Calls from his sponsor at Overeaters Anonymous have gone unanswered, and Microsoft employees are keeping their hands and feet away from his ravenous maw.
