Thought Lycos was dead?

Try UNdead!

TechCrunch and others are reporting that Lycos is planning to rise from the grave and wreak new havoc in the search engine space and possibly nearby malls.

Police have been placed on alert and are putting together emergency plans.

Now, if you see a search engine zombie coming toward you, remember this: shoot them in the head. The HEAD!

In a related story, George Romero has optioned Lycos’ rights for his upcoming feature, “Search of the Dead.”

-J