#oliviamunn

1. “Why does it have a compass? When was the last time any of us went camping?”
2. “All the people behind me can suck it.”
3. “Yeah, my mom didn’t want to give me the money for it, so I had to promise to rub her bunion for six weeks.”
4. “Yeah, I got a new Pre a few weeks ago, but I NEED the new iPhone.”
5. “The processor’s being artificially held back in speed, it’s actually capable of 833 MHz.”
6. “Really? Olivia Munn dig guys with iPhones?”
7. “What time is the next showing for Star Trek? Oops, wrong line.”
8. “Man, I’m drowning in a sea of losers.”
9. “I have to PEEEEEEEEEE!”
10. “AT&T bites weinies.”